The body, it must be said, has become somewhat unreliable. The knees have opinions of their own. The back lodges a formal complaint most mornings. Getting up from the sofa has become an event requiring planning and occasionally a spotter.

None of this, however, has any bearing whatsoever on the quality of his opinions. Those remain sharp, well-reasoned, and correct. As they have always been. As they will continue to be.

This t-shirt makes that distinction clearly. Yes, something hurts. It usually does. That's entirely separate from the matter of who was right about the bypass being a terrible idea in 1987, and frankly the two things shouldn't even be in the same conversation.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and feels broken-in from the first wear. Because a man with a bad back deserves at least one thing that doesn't give him grief.

For the man who:
› Has never once been wrong, technically
› Considers "I told you so" a complete sentence
› Would stand up to make his point if standing wasn't currently an issue

Side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label. Built to last. Unlike the back.

The perfect birthday, Father's Day, or retirement gift. Or just a Tuesday.