FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC OMS Snark Tee
FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC — OMS Snark Tee
FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC You get things done. You just don’t expect them to work. This tee captures the quiet dread of competence with OMS clarity and sand‑toned sarcasm.
Built for the functional pessimist who troubleshoots before breakfast and spirals after lunch. The stacked, centered OMS typography delivers the message with deadpan precision, while the soft cotton keeps things comfortable—even when your expectations aren’t.
A clean crew neck, lightweight Airlume cotton, and a neat retail fit make this an everyday staple. It layers easily under jackets, over long sleeves, and pairs perfectly with low expectations. Thoughtfully made, responsibly sourced, and designed to be reached for again and again.
Product Features
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100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
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Tear‑away label for comfort
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Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a structured silhouette
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Ribbed knit collar + shoulder taping to maintain shape
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High‑quality DTF/DTG printing for crisp, durable detail
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REACH‑certified; responsibly manufactured by Bella+Canvas
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OMS monochrome palette: Black, Sand, Bone
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Sizes XS–XL (unisex fit)
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Non‑chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low
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Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
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Do not dry clean
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC OMS Snark Tee
FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC — OMS Snark Tee
FUNCTIONALLY PESSIMISTIC You get things done. You just don’t expect them to work. This tee captures the quiet dread of competence with OMS clarity and sand‑toned sarcasm.
Built for the functional pessimist who troubleshoots before breakfast and spirals after lunch. The stacked, centered OMS typography delivers the message with deadpan precision, while the soft cotton keeps things comfortable—even when your expectations aren’t.
A clean crew neck, lightweight Airlume cotton, and a neat retail fit make this an everyday staple. It layers easily under jackets, over long sleeves, and pairs perfectly with low expectations. Thoughtfully made, responsibly sourced, and designed to be reached for again and again.
Product Features
-
100% Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
-
Tear‑away label for comfort
-
Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a structured silhouette
-
Ribbed knit collar + shoulder taping to maintain shape
-
High‑quality DTF/DTG printing for crisp, durable detail
-
REACH‑certified; responsibly manufactured by Bella+Canvas
-
OMS monochrome palette: Black, Sand, Bone
-
Sizes XS–XL (unisex fit)
Care Instructions
-
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
-
Non‑chlorine bleach as needed
-
Tumble dry low
-
Iron/steam/dry on medium heat
-
Do not dry clean
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Black |
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| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL |