{"product_id":"monday-again-t-shirt","title":"\"Monday. Again.\" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt came back. It always comes back. Regardless of how the weekend went — whether it was genuinely restorative or simply passed too quickly while you were trying to enjoy it — Monday returns on schedule, without remorse, and with absolutely nothing to say for itself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwo words. Two full stops. The complete and total summary of the situation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is no mascot here. No motivational subtext. No suggestion that Monday is secretly an opportunity or that your attitude is the variable. Just the plain, unvarnished fact of it, printed in bold centred typography on a t-shirt you can wear to work, wear to the commute, or wear while sitting in a car park at 8.47am summoning the will to go in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in black, sand, and bone. All equally appropriate for a Monday.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and soft. The one thing about this morning that isn't giving you grief.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail fit, crew neck, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, tear-away label. Holds its shape considerably better than your enthusiasm will.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor everyone who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Checked the time on Sunday evening and felt it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Has never once been glad it's Monday\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Needed a t-shirt that understood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWash cold. Tumble dry low. It'll be Monday again before you know it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44552837824581,"sku":"29938828000956883002","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44552837857349,"sku":"11996561782088406234","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44552837890117,"sku":"24113214285802374661","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44552837922885,"sku":"26342554402253647785","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44552837955653,"sku":"28477291502104498857","price":24.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7796\/8965\/files\/old-man-snark-black-monday-again-t-shirt.jpg?v=1782642941","url":"https:\/\/oldmansnark.com\/products\/monday-again-t-shirt","provider":"Old Man Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}