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Much like the man wearing it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor those who:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Have earned every opinion they hold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Consider sarcasm a legitimate form of intelligence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e›\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Have simply been around long enough to know\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eToo old for nonsense. Too sharp to ignore. Both things simultaneously, without apology.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. 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