Everything's Gone Up Except My Pay" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
# "Everything's Gone Up Except My Pay" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
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A precise and accurate summary of the current economic situation, delivered across the chest with the calm dignity it deserves.
The energy bills went up. The shopping went up. The council tax, the insurance, the price of a round, the cost of a parking space in a town that's been slowly dying since 2009 — all of it, up. Considerably. Without apology or apparent end in sight.
The pay, however, has had a think about it and decided to stay where it is.
This t-shirt does not exaggerate. It does not dramatise. It simply states what most people already know and have been quietly furious about for some time. Worn with the resigned expression of a man who did the maths and didn't enjoy the result.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and soft. Small mercies.
Retail fit, crew neck, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, tear-away label. Built properly. Unlike the economy.
Ideal for:
› Anyone who checks the receipt twice now
› People whose pay review meeting lasted eleven minutes
› Everyone, frankly
Not complaining. Just accurate.
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Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Costs less than your energy bill. For now.
Everything's Gone Up Except My Pay" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
# "Everything's Gone Up Except My Pay" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
---
A precise and accurate summary of the current economic situation, delivered across the chest with the calm dignity it deserves.
The energy bills went up. The shopping went up. The council tax, the insurance, the price of a round, the cost of a parking space in a town that's been slowly dying since 2009 — all of it, up. Considerably. Without apology or apparent end in sight.
The pay, however, has had a think about it and decided to stay where it is.
This t-shirt does not exaggerate. It does not dramatise. It simply states what most people already know and have been quietly furious about for some time. Worn with the resigned expression of a man who did the maths and didn't enjoy the result.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and soft. Small mercies.
Retail fit, crew neck, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, tear-away label. Built properly. Unlike the economy.
Ideal for:
› Anyone who checks the receipt twice now
› People whose pay review meeting lasted eleven minutes
› Everyone, frankly
Not complaining. Just accurate.
---
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Costs less than your energy bill. For now.
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |