Not Exactly Shocking Hoodie — Minimalist Graphic Pullover
Not Exactly Shocking.
Some things don’t require commentary. Just confirmation.
This hoodie is for the observant. The ones who saw it coming. The ones who aren’t surprised — just mildly unimpressed.
Cut from a premium midweight cotton-blend fleece, it delivers structure without bulk and softness without slouch. The fit is classic and considered — relaxed, but not oversized. Designed to sit cleanly on the shoulder with enough weight to feel intentional.
The slogan is printed in a restrained, editorial-style sans serif across the upper chest. No noise. No graphics. No explanation required.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Details
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Midweight fleece with soft interior
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Clean, structured silhouette
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Minimalist high-chest slogan placement
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Understated back branding
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Designed for those who’ve seen enough
Wear it when you already know how this ends.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Not Exactly Shocking Hoodie — Minimalist Graphic Pullover
Not Exactly Shocking.
Some things don’t require commentary. Just confirmation.
This hoodie is for the observant. The ones who saw it coming. The ones who aren’t surprised — just mildly unimpressed.
Cut from a premium midweight cotton-blend fleece, it delivers structure without bulk and softness without slouch. The fit is classic and considered — relaxed, but not oversized. Designed to sit cleanly on the shoulder with enough weight to feel intentional.
The slogan is printed in a restrained, editorial-style sans serif across the upper chest. No noise. No graphics. No explanation required.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Details
-
Midweight fleece with soft interior
-
Clean, structured silhouette
-
Minimalist high-chest slogan placement
-
Understated back branding
-
Designed for those who’ve seen enough
Wear it when you already know how this ends.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS14001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
|---|---|
| Color |
Black |