# "Sorry. Not My Problem." T-Shirt — Old Man Snark

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There comes a moment — and most people will recognise it — when something shifts. A problem presents itself. It is assessed. It is considered carefully. And the conclusion, reached with complete clarity and zero guilt, is that this particular problem belongs to someone else entirely.

Not indifference. Not cruelty. Just an honest and overdue acknowledgement that you have a finite amount of energy and this specific situation isn't entitled to any of it.

Bold retro lettering across the chest. Gold and orange tones on classic black. Vintage feel, modern conviction. The kind of statement that doesn't need explaining, repeating, or apologising for. Funnily enough.

Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, and built to keep its shape wash after wash. Retail fit, crew neck, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label. Comfortable enough to wear all day. Unapologetic enough to mean every word of it.

For the person who has:
› Spent years absorbing problems that weren't theirs
› Finally stopped
› No intention of going back

An excellent gift for anyone who has reached that particular conclusion and deserves a t-shirt to mark the occasion.

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Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Apologies not included. Obviously.