It's A Button. Push The Button." T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
# "It's A Button. Push The Button." T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
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Somewhere right now, a perfectly competent person is staring at a screen, waiting for help, having not yet attempted the one thing that might resolve the situation. The button. The clearly labelled, entirely obvious, right-there-in-front-of-you button.
This is the daily reality of tech support. A profession that requires the patience of a saint, the diplomatic skills of an ambassador, and the ability to say "have you tried turning it off and on again" without visibly weeping.
This t-shirt is for those people. The ones who've explained the same thing seventeen times this week. Who answer the phone already knowing what the problem is. Who have developed a smile that means something entirely different from what it looks like.
Bold, clean typography. No distractions. Just the message every IT professional has thought out loud at least twice before lunch.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last considerably longer than most people's ability to tolerate basic questions.
Wear it to:
› Work, as a gentle hint
› Meetings, as a warning
› The server room, where you've gone to be alone
The perfect gift for anyone in IT, tech support, or anyone who's ever fixed something by simply pushing the button.
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Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not ask what the flashing light means.
It's A Button. Push The Button." T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
# "It's A Button. Push The Button." T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
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Somewhere right now, a perfectly competent person is staring at a screen, waiting for help, having not yet attempted the one thing that might resolve the situation. The button. The clearly labelled, entirely obvious, right-there-in-front-of-you button.
This is the daily reality of tech support. A profession that requires the patience of a saint, the diplomatic skills of an ambassador, and the ability to say "have you tried turning it off and on again" without visibly weeping.
This t-shirt is for those people. The ones who've explained the same thing seventeen times this week. Who answer the phone already knowing what the problem is. Who have developed a smile that means something entirely different from what it looks like.
Bold, clean typography. No distractions. Just the message every IT professional has thought out loud at least twice before lunch.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last considerably longer than most people's ability to tolerate basic questions.
Wear it to:
› Work, as a gentle hint
› Meetings, as a warning
› The server room, where you've gone to be alone
The perfect gift for anyone in IT, tech support, or anyone who's ever fixed something by simply pushing the button.
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Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not ask what the flashing light means.
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |
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| Color |
Black, Dark Grey Heather, Navy |