"Whiskey Fixes Everything" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
Look, this isn't medical advice. It's just observation. Decades of careful, largely anecdotal research conducted in kitchens, sheds, and the occasional pub suggests that a glass of something amber has a remarkable success rate with problems that refuse to sort themselves out.
Not all problems, obviously. But enough of them to make it a reasonable first response.
This t-shirt states that position plainly and without apology. Bold, clean typography. No unnecessary explanation. The kind of confidence that only comes from a man who has tested the hypothesis thoroughly and stands by his findings.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and feels broken-in from day one. Available in black and navy because some decisions, at least, are straightforward.
Recommended for:
› Men who consider the shed a legitimate problem-solving environment
› Anyone whose first question in a crisis is "have you tried whiskey?"
› People who've stopped pretending patience is always the answer
The perfect gift. For almost any occasion. Much like the whiskey itself.
Available in black and navy. Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Best worn with a measure of something decent nearby.
"Whiskey Fixes Everything" T-Shirt — Old Man Snark
Look, this isn't medical advice. It's just observation. Decades of careful, largely anecdotal research conducted in kitchens, sheds, and the occasional pub suggests that a glass of something amber has a remarkable success rate with problems that refuse to sort themselves out.
Not all problems, obviously. But enough of them to make it a reasonable first response.
This t-shirt states that position plainly and without apology. Bold, clean typography. No unnecessary explanation. The kind of confidence that only comes from a man who has tested the hypothesis thoroughly and stands by his findings.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and feels broken-in from day one. Available in black and navy because some decisions, at least, are straightforward.
Recommended for:
› Men who consider the shed a legitimate problem-solving environment
› Anyone whose first question in a crisis is "have you tried whiskey?"
› People who've stopped pretending patience is always the answer
The perfect gift. For almost any occasion. Much like the whiskey itself.
Available in black and navy. Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Best worn with a measure of something decent nearby.
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL |
|---|---|
| Color |
Black |