Everything’s Gone Up Except My Pay – Dry Humour Cost of Living T-Shirt
Prices go up. Bills go up.
Everything goes up — except your pay.
This t-shirt says what a lot of people are thinking but rarely say out loud. A simple, honest take on the cost of living, delivered with dry humour and zero exaggeration.
No hype. No drama.
Just realism you can wear.
Ideal for:
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Anyone feeling the wage gap squeeze
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Cost of living humour fans
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People who appreciate quiet sarcasm
Product details:
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Soft, comfortable everyday fit
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High-quality print designed to last
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Easy to wear, easy to relate to
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Designed in the UK
It’s not complaining.
It’s just accurate.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort - Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure and easy layering - Printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, durable lettering - Tear-away label, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for long-lasting comfort and shape retention - REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certifications
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Everything’s Gone Up Except My Pay – Dry Humour Cost of Living T-Shirt
Prices go up. Bills go up.
Everything goes up — except your pay.
This t-shirt says what a lot of people are thinking but rarely say out loud. A simple, honest take on the cost of living, delivered with dry humour and zero exaggeration.
No hype. No drama.
Just realism you can wear.
Ideal for:
-
Anyone feeling the wage gap squeeze
-
Cost of living humour fans
-
People who appreciate quiet sarcasm
Product details:
-
Soft, comfortable everyday fit
-
High-quality print designed to last
-
Easy to wear, easy to relate to
-
Designed in the UK
It’s not complaining.
It’s just accurate.
Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable comfort - Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure and easy layering - Printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, durable lettering - Tear-away label, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for long-lasting comfort and shape retention - REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certifications
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |