Surviving, Not Thriving – Dry Humour Cost of Living T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some people are thriving. Others are just surviving — and being honest about it.
This t-shirt is for those navigating rising costs, shrinking paydays, and the quiet reality that “thriving” feels like a stretch right now.
No motivation. No slogans about hustle. Just dry, understated humour for everyday life.
Ideal for anyone feeling the cost of living squeeze, realists who prefer honesty over hype, and quietly sarcastic personalities.
Soft, comfortable everyday fit. High-quality print designed to last. Easy to wear, easy to relate to. Designed in the UK.
You’re not failing. You’re surviving — and that counts.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved structure and long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing
- Print methods vary by provider (DTF or DTG) for crisp sleeve and neck prints; made from ethically manufactured Bella+Canvas blanks
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Surviving, Not Thriving – Dry Humour Cost of Living T-Shirt
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some people are thriving. Others are just surviving — and being honest about it.
This t-shirt is for those navigating rising costs, shrinking paydays, and the quiet reality that “thriving” feels like a stretch right now.
No motivation. No slogans about hustle. Just dry, understated humour for everyday life.
Ideal for anyone feeling the cost of living squeeze, realists who prefer honesty over hype, and quietly sarcastic personalities.
Soft, comfortable everyday fit. High-quality print designed to last. Easy to wear, easy to relate to. Designed in the UK.
You’re not failing. You’re surviving — and that counts.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for improved structure and long-lasting wear
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing
- Print methods vary by provider (DTF or DTG) for crisp sleeve and neck prints; made from ethically manufactured Bella+Canvas blanks
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |