PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER. — OMS Snark Tee
PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER. Two lines. One diagnosis. This tee doesn’t whisper your truth—it prints it in bold, sand‑toned sans serif. OMS style.
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Heavyweight cotton for maximum existential durability
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OMS-approved layout: stacked, centered, and brutally honest
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Printed via Printify’s direct-to-garment process
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Available in OMS monochrome palette (Black, Sand, Bone)
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Sizes XS–3XL. Unisex fit. Designed for spiraling in style.
Brand logic: Part of the OMS Ritual Drop Series. For those who rehearse conversations, rewrite emails, and rethink breakfast. This shirt doesn’t solve your overthinking—it celebrates it.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. This lightweight jersey shirt drapes easily and feels cool against the skin—great for long coffee-fueled planning sessions, late-night brainstorming, or casual weekend wear. The front text reads “PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER” in clean, block lettering that stands out without shouting. Finished with a ribbed crew neck, shoulder tape, and side seams for better shape retention, it layers well under jackets or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, thoughtful look. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this tee balances comfort, durability, and subtle personality.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and soft hand-feel
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Design printed with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on fulfillment provider
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER. — OMS Snark Tee
PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER. Two lines. One diagnosis. This tee doesn’t whisper your truth—it prints it in bold, sand‑toned sans serif. OMS style.
-
Heavyweight cotton for maximum existential durability
-
OMS-approved layout: stacked, centered, and brutally honest
-
Printed via Printify’s direct-to-garment process
-
Available in OMS monochrome palette (Black, Sand, Bone)
-
Sizes XS–3XL. Unisex fit. Designed for spiraling in style.
Brand logic: Part of the OMS Ritual Drop Series. For those who rehearse conversations, rewrite emails, and rethink breakfast. This shirt doesn’t solve your overthinking—it celebrates it.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, breathable tee that speaks with quiet humor. This lightweight jersey shirt drapes easily and feels cool against the skin—great for long coffee-fueled planning sessions, late-night brainstorming, or casual weekend wear. The front text reads “PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER” in clean, block lettering that stands out without shouting. Finished with a ribbed crew neck, shoulder tape, and side seams for better shape retention, it layers well under jackets or pairs with jeans for a relaxed, thoughtful look. Ethically produced and REACH certified, this tee balances comfort, durability, and subtle personality.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathability and soft hand-feel
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and shoulder tape to preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Side seams for improved structure and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
- Design printed with crisp DTF or vibrant DTG methods depending on fulfillment provider
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Color |
Black |
|---|---|
| Size |
XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL |