Allergic to People T-Shirt | "Please Maintain Distance" Funny Graphic Tee for Men
It's not rudeness. It's a medical condition.
You've tried being sociable. You've stood at parties making small talk about the weather and other people's children. You've nodded along in meetings that could've been emails.
Enough.
The Allergic to People – Please Maintain Distance t-shirt is the only diagnosis that actually makes sense. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a shield. Wear it because it's cheaper than therapy and requires less talking.
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Who this is for:
› The man who considers a quiet room a luxury
› Anyone who's perfected the art of the polite-but-firm "no"
› Seasoned introverts who've simply stopped pretending
› Grumpy dads, antisocial uncles, and committed misanthropes everywhere
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The boring important bit:
› Premium heavyweight cotton
› Bold slogan print that survives the wash cycle
› Available in sizes S–5XL
› Machine washable — because you've got enough to deal with
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Brilliant as a birthday gift, Father's Day present, retirement gift, or an honest Tuesday.
Allergic to People T-Shirt | "Please Maintain Distance" Funny Graphic Tee for Men
It's not rudeness. It's a medical condition.
You've tried being sociable. You've stood at parties making small talk about the weather and other people's children. You've nodded along in meetings that could've been emails.
Enough.
The Allergic to People – Please Maintain Distance t-shirt is the only diagnosis that actually makes sense. Wear it as a warning. Wear it as a shield. Wear it because it's cheaper than therapy and requires less talking.
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Who this is for:
› The man who considers a quiet room a luxury
› Anyone who's perfected the art of the polite-but-firm "no"
› Seasoned introverts who've simply stopped pretending
› Grumpy dads, antisocial uncles, and committed misanthropes everywhere
---
The boring important bit:
› Premium heavyweight cotton
› Bold slogan print that survives the wash cycle
› Available in sizes S–5XL
› Machine washable — because you've got enough to deal with
---
Brilliant as a birthday gift, Father's Day present, retirement gift, or an honest Tuesday.
| Color |
Black, Navy, Graphite, Hemp, Ivory, True Navy |
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| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL |