I Pretend To Listen. You Pretend To Believe Me. | Funny Marriage T-Shirt
Marriage. The long game.
He nods. She talks. They both know what's happening.
This shirt is for the husband who's perfected the art of listening — or at least, looking like he is.
The design
"I PRETEND TO LISTEN." in a soft, lighter tone above the central image
Central image: A guy in a ball cap, hand cupped to ear — listening intently, or pretending to
Bold main text below: "YOU PRETEND / TO BELIEVE ME."
The fit
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz), this tee is soft, breathable, and feels broken-in from day one. The retail cut and crew neckline keep it neat — whether he's nodding along or actually paying attention.
Quality details
Side seams and ribbed knit collar – holds shape
Shoulder tape – extra structure
Tear-away label – no scratching
Ethically made – Fair Labor / Platinum WRAP certified
Printed with DTF/DTG for lasting colour
Available colours
Off-white / Black text with light grey accent (signature)
Navy / White text with light grey accent
Black / Off-white text with light grey accent
Size guide
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)XS16.527.08.6S18.028.08.9M20.029.09.2L22.030.09.5XL24.031.09.72XL26.032.010.03XL28.033.010.44XL30.034.010.8
Tolerance: ±1.5 inches
Care
Machine wash cold
Non-chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry low
Medium iron
No dry cleaning
For the husband who listens. Or at least, looks like he does.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
I Pretend To Listen. You Pretend To Believe Me. | Funny Marriage T-Shirt
Marriage. The long game.
He nods. She talks. They both know what's happening.
This shirt is for the husband who's perfected the art of listening — or at least, looking like he is.
The design
"I PRETEND TO LISTEN." in a soft, lighter tone above the central image
Central image: A guy in a ball cap, hand cupped to ear — listening intently, or pretending to
Bold main text below: "YOU PRETEND / TO BELIEVE ME."
The fit
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz), this tee is soft, breathable, and feels broken-in from day one. The retail cut and crew neckline keep it neat — whether he's nodding along or actually paying attention.
Quality details
Side seams and ribbed knit collar – holds shape
Shoulder tape – extra structure
Tear-away label – no scratching
Ethically made – Fair Labor / Platinum WRAP certified
Printed with DTF/DTG for lasting colour
Available colours
Off-white / Black text with light grey accent (signature)
Navy / White text with light grey accent
Black / Off-white text with light grey accent
Size guide
SizeWidth (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)XS16.527.08.6S18.028.08.9M20.029.09.2L22.030.09.5XL24.031.09.72XL26.032.010.03XL28.033.010.44XL30.034.010.8
Tolerance: ±1.5 inches
Care
Machine wash cold
Non-chlorine bleach if needed
Tumble dry low
Medium iron
No dry cleaning
For the husband who listens. Or at least, looks like he does.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
| Size |
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
|---|---|
| Color |
Athletic Heather, Ash, Natural |